Saints and Sinners Archive

This week we celebrate Heather Graham. Deciding on the saint vs sinner title is a tricky one as she seems to me to be a nice approachable woman with a friendly smile. Yet she takes to nudity in movies like a duck takes to pornography. Heather recently starred in super funny “The Hangover” as Jade, the sweetest stripper of all time. High fives all round for the casting of this role. Of all the girls in the world I would most like to get married to in a drunken debaucherous weekend in Vegas, Heather is right at the top of my list

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I generally find spice more appealing than sugar when it comes to ladies, the classic femme fatale is my red flag, often to my own undoing. So this week’s Saints and Sinners post is something of a digression from the leather clad, gun-toting girls we’ve featured so far. She’s a philanthropist, singer of the Soccer World Cup anthem Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) and from what I can tell, a genuinely decent person. I hadn’t really paid her much attention until the World Cup anthem came out but now that I have, I am glad I did, Latin American blood cut with a Columbian accent… Waka Waka indeed. Not known for her clever lyrics. In her song ‘Wherenver, Werever’ she sings “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don’t confuse them with mountains” Riiiight… yes that is lucky. Men often confuse large breasts with mountains, just the other day a friend of mine got into some serious trouble trying to scale some double D’s. Although this detracts from the category, celebrating beautiful women, I tripped over this blot on an otherwise remarkable landscape. Who ever conceptualised the below design went for the sultry temptress vibe, missed [&hellip

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Megan Fox apparently got married last week to Brian Austin Green. What is strange as she never said yes to any of my proposals, even though I offered her my heart and range of Transformers toys, some in full working order. I too wondered who this Brain Austin Green guy was but then I found out he is one of the douche bags from Beverly Hills 90210. Apparently Megan likes guys with full heads of hair. Sigh. Come on Megan, really? The couple decided on a super secretive wedding and more security was called in for the ceremony held at the Four Seasons Hualalai, in Hawaii, than have been used for the entire Soccer World Cup. Well done Brian, you win this one. Megan Fox first made her way into our hearts and fantasies in Transformers. She played a super hot teen who knew how to fix cars, liked guys who played with robots and did not mind getting dirty. Quality. Megan has since starred in the sequel ‘Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen’ and was the lead character in ‘Jennifer’s Body’. A dark comedy written by Diablo Cody about a possessed teenager who kills her male classmates, all in [&hellip

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This weekend carries an inordinate amount of proposed mayhem, the reality of the FIFA World Cup launching on South African soil is sinking in, Bafana Bafana have won ten games on the trot, I couldn’t believe it either, and a monumental Super 14 final is taking place at the Orlando Stadium in Soweto. The potential for exuberance, over-hydrating and caber tossing your name across public establishments is something everyone needs to be prepared for

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First up in our weekly feature is Rosie Huntington Whiteley. The English model is reportedly considered to replace Megan Fox for the upcoming Transformers 3. Sigh.. poor Shia LaBeouf probably hates his role as the protagonist in the series. Rosie’s association with Victoria’s Secret Angels and the risque’ Agent Provocateur juxtaposes her balance between a saint and sinner beautifully. You decide which category she falls into

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