The demand for this article outstrips the fact that its been pin balling its way around the interwebs for just over a week now, should’ve got it up sooner, but I’ve spent the better part of the week begging Megan Fox to reconsider her marriage to BAG. Anyhow, for anyone who’s living in a cave or using a dial-up connection, here’s David Thorne’s next installment following ‘Kate’s Party’ that went viral and caused a small crisis in Adelaide. ‘Missing: Missy the Cat’ is another slice of fried gold from the author of 27b
Monthly Archive:: June 2010
It turns out Germany should progress through their quarter final match with Argentina, well at least that’s what the oracle, Paul the Octopus, reckons. Paul, who is said to “possess mad gypsy skills,” has so far correctly predicted all of Germany’s results in this world cup, including the upset against Serbia. The ritual involves Paul selecting selecting one muscle from a couple of boxes labelled with the competing team’s national flags. He spelled doom for England last week, and now it looks like Argentina are on their way back to the land of steak and hot women. Apparently the time Paul spent deliberating over the victory is evidence of a long, hard fought battle, with a possible penalty shoot out deciding the the victor. Paul’s handlers at Sea Life in Oberhausen, Germany had this to say “Paul better not be #%$king around, we’ve bet heavily on this result.” Her tone suggested an incorrect prediction at this stage might find Paul rehoused in a deep fat fryer
Megan Fox apparently got married last week to Brian Austin Green. What is strange as she never said yes to any of my proposals, even though I offered her my heart and range of Transformers toys, some in full working order. I too wondered who this Brain Austin Green guy was but then I found out he is one of the douche bags from Beverly Hills 90210. Apparently Megan likes guys with full heads of hair. Sigh. Come on Megan, really? The couple decided on a super secretive wedding and more security was called in for the ceremony held at the Four Seasons Hualalai, in Hawaii, than have been used for the entire Soccer World Cup. Well done Brian, you win this one. Megan Fox first made her way into our hearts and fantasies in Transformers. She played a super hot teen who knew how to fix cars, liked guys who played with robots and did not mind getting dirty. Quality. Megan has since starred in the sequel ‘Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen’ and was the lead character in ‘Jennifer’s Body’. A dark comedy written by Diablo Cody about a possessed teenager who kills her male classmates, all in [&hellip
England on Sunday crashed out of the Fifa Soccer World Cup 2010 and many (the English fans) will say this was due to the disallowed goal, others (the rest of the world) will say they were beaten by a better team. If you look closely, the ball doesn’t even cross the line as shown here… We at the Bowl are a humble bunch but will not easily pass up the opportunity to say, yes it is true that we can predict the future. “Wait for the knock out phase when something will happen that will be completely out of Mr Capello’s control and break English hearts once again, even those with an Italian centre”.
Thanks to some tireless behind the scenes work and a personal intervention by Minister Dlamini-Zuma (Minister of Home Affairs), Tendai Mtawarira is now a South African citizen and is thus eligible to once again play for the Bokke. Look out …world, SHITake just got real
Its that time on Friday when you mind has already cracked a beer and you’ve got the attention span of a… hey look a plane. Anyway, here’s Jack Parow to remind us of all those moments that punctuated growing up in the 80s… Have a radical weekend!
Another Test against Italy… I guess so, if we have to. Last week, the Italians came back well in the second half and showed pleanty of guts, passion and heart to out score the Bokke in the second half but still lost by 16 points. I have to say that I thought Andrew Small looked way out of his depth throughout the game. Let’s just say that the difference in class between the Northern and Southern hemispheres is not just restricted to the quality of the players. If you know what I mean and I am sure that you do (I mean they have really average refs)
The Dutch are taking Gees to the next level as they follow their team around the country celebrating all things orange. Oranges included
Yesterday, in a first round Wimbledon match (carried over from Tuesday) American John Isner and Frenchman Nicolas Mahut managed to play for the entire day’s play before bad light stopped play. They have now played a jaw dropping, 10 hours in this match. A new record, beating the previous longest match, played at the French Open in 2004, by three and a half hours. 10 hours! Of tennis! Incredible times. I once played Mario Bros Tennis for 3 full days over a Christmas holiday but afterwards I had to go on a drip